America’s Creepy New Form of Oppression - Daily Squib

PALO ALTO - USA - America’s Obama government is rolling out a creepy plan to assign everyone in the country “citizenship scores.”
http://bit.ly/1PiAelT

Corbyn Regurgitates Mush During Labour Conference - Daily Squib

BRIGHTON - England - The newly appointed Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn spectacularly regurgitated dollops of yellowish gloopy mush from his mouth during his conference speech.
http://bit.ly/1L1LH6s

Experts: Social Media Bubble 2.0 Ready For Download - Daily Squib

PALO ALTO - USA - Zuckerberg may be a paper billionaire but what happens when the Facebook chart looks like a cliff face? The social media bubble is about to pop, big time.
http://bit.ly/1FDMOZv

'Failure of the Cross' Words by Pope Usher in New Global Era - Daily Squib

NEW YORK - USA - The Christian cross represents failure and the venerable Pope Francis acknowledges this fact in his new sermons.
http://bit.ly/1FDMJoM

Hipster East End Cereal Killer Buffet Thwarted by Anarchists - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - A café which serves only breakfast cereal at extortionate prices was targeted by anti-gentrification protesters wielding sticks, stones, flaming torches and pig masks.
http://bit.ly/1LI8W68

Jeremy Kyle Gets Jeremy Kyled - Daily Squib

CHESHIRE - England - England polo player James Carr, 25, has claimed he bedded Jeremy Kyle's wife Carla, 40, while the talk show host was away in the US.
http://bit.ly/1R9gI9t

Experts: Mass Migration Into West Will Kill Feminism - Daily Squib

DUSSELDORF - Germany - There is a silver lining to the massive migratory force moving into Europe and America, and that is the death of feminism due to numerous cultures being imported that do not align themselves to the predominantly white female doctrine of feminism.
http://bit.ly/1PGxpbf

If it Weren't For Stupid People the Rich Wouldn't be Rich - Daily Squib

If it Weren't For Stupid People the Rich Wouldn't be Rich - Daily Squib
http://bit.ly/1YGNd3S

God Kind of Bored of Humans - Daily Squib

God Kind of Bored of Humans - Daily Squib
http://bit.ly/1YGN3JI

American Shooting Spree Theme Park Opened in Texas - Daily Squib

American Shooting Spree Theme Park Opened in Texas - Daily Squib
http://bit.ly/1LTm7gg

Revealed: Tony Blair Says He is Real Caliph of Iraq - Daily Squib

Revealed: Tony Blair Says He is Real Caliph of Iraq - Daily Squib
http://bit.ly/1LTm3xb

Donald Trump Transitioning to Be Woman - Daily Squib

LAS VEGAS - USA - Presidential candidate, Donald Trump is no stranger to controversy, and he certainly is not disappointing his followers with his latest revelation.
http://bit.ly/1YGMG1U

How to Compliment a Feminist - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The Soviet technique of feminism is a tool utilised to fracture, divide, destabilise, ideologically subvert societies, destroying family units and creating a misandric hate-filled feminist society.
http://bit.ly/1LTlMdx

Obamacare Subtitle C-11 Section 2521 - Daily Squib

Obamacare Subtitle C-11 Section 2521 - Daily Squib
http://bit.ly/1YGMu2x

Henry Kissinger: "If You Can't Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf" - Daily Squib

Henry Kissinger: "If You Can't Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf" - Daily Squib
http://bit.ly/1LTlzqF

Pope to Obama: "We Worship the Same Lord" - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Pope Francis finally met president Barack Obama, two kindred souls in a sea of disorder and chaos that is the world today.
http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/14113-pope-to-obama-we-worship-the-same-lord.html

Sepp Blatter Tries to Hand Brown Envelope to Swiss Prosecutor - Daily Squib

GENEVA - Switzerland - Swiss prosecutor, Ingval Kronstein was shocked on Friday when corrupt FIFA boss Sepp Blatter tried to hand him a brown envelope overflowing with cash.
http://bit.ly/1LTiCGJ

Retired House Speaker John Boehner to Start Rhino Farm in Zimbabwe - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - John Boehner, the Republican Speaker of the House, announced on Friday that he would resign at the end of next month and start a rhino farm in Harare, Zimbabwe.
http://bit.ly/1KUWmjs

When the Rothschilds Are Fighting What Hope For Us? - Daily Squib

PARIS - France - Two wings of the Rothschilds are embroiled in a legal battle over the rights to use their prestigious name.
http://bit.ly/1KD7yg3

Revealed: Why 800 Muslims Died in Mecca Stampede - Daily Squib

MECCA - Saudi Arabia - Over 800 people have been crushed to death in a stampede outside Mecca and more than 850 injured in the deadliest disaster on the annual hajj pilgrimage in a quarter of a century.
http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/14133-revealed-why-800-muslims-died-in-mecca-stampede.html