Streisand to Get Nose Job if Trump Wins - Daily Squib

LOS ANGELES - USA - Acclaimed nasal cartilage toting Barbra Streisand is joining the list of disgruntled celebrities threatening to do something bad if Donald Trump is elected president.
http://bit.ly/2c6M4iR

Apple Welcome in UK NOT in EU - Daily Squib

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Downing Street has stated that Britain would “welcome” Apple to the UK after the European Commission said the company should pay €13bn (£11bn) in unpaid taxes to the Irish state
http://bit.ly/2c88jWf

Hula Hula Socialist SJWs Trigger the End of American Civilisation - Daily Squib

MIAMI - USA - Social Justice Warriors are a symptom of a malaise deeply entrenched in American society, as well as a precursor to the final destruction of Americanism.
http://bit.ly/2c7hvdh

There Will Be No Brexit With Philip Hammond as Chancellor - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - At every turn where progress seems to being made in the Brexit process, the Chancellor Philip Hammond, a staunch Remainer, is thwarting all and sundry.
http://bit.ly/2bruaMh

Parisian Nightmare an EU Lesson in Suicidal Schengen Destruction - Daily Squib

PARIS - France - The French stand to lose billions of euros in lost revenue from their tourist industry as visitor numbers plummet through terrorism, low quality overpricing and a dirty city resembling a migrant camp.
http://bit.ly/2bPCAK8

Peaceful Christians: Let Us Pray - Daily Squib

PARIS - France - Christianity is a really peaceful religion, its history is peppered with peace, civility and goodness...you must believe this..
http://bit.ly/2bkK48T

Why Black Olives Matter - Daily Squib

SICILY - Italy - Whenever preparing a dish, let's say any dish, sticking a black olive on whatever you're rustling up really does matter.
http://bit.ly/2bEBiEJ

Superhuman Russian Olympic Athlete Seen Flying Over Rio De Janeiro - Daily Squib

RIO DE JANEIRO - Brazil - Russian, Igor Benzedrinksi, the 24 year-old Heptathlon Olympic athlete was seen flying over the capital city yesterday after taking off from the ground during the 10,000 metre event.
http://bit.ly/2b0LPpU

This Year's A-Level Celebration Photos Disappointing Say Men - Daily Squib

CAMBRIDGESHIRE - England - Men who usually salivate over the gratuitous shots of young 18-year-old ladies celebrating in fields clutching their A-level result papers were said to be wholly disappointed at the media coverage this year.
http://bit.ly/2bBY0O3

Two 20 Year-Olds Just Got $300 Million From the Pentagon - Daily Squib

MIAMI - USA - Dogs of war or Frogs of war, whatever, two guys securing a $300 million deal with the Pentagon is enough of a tale to tell.
http://bit.ly/2aZfRKz

Trump Calls On Unhinged Americans to Do Something About Hillary - Daily Squib

WILMINGTON - USA - Donald Trump's latest controversy seems to suggest that anti-gun Hillary Clinton should be dealt with one way or another.
http://bit.ly/2aRtkFQ

GEOPOLITICS: Turkey Turns East in Alliance With Russia - Daily Squib

ANKARA - Turkey - The Turks are turning towards Russia. How does this geopolitical restructuring impact the West especially in any future global conflict.
http://bit.ly/2aJqIdk

GUANABARA BAY: Brazil Olympic Sewage Event Highlights - Daily Squib

RIO DE JANEIRO - Brazil - Raw sewage continues to pour into Guanabara Bay in Rio which is hosting the Olympic triathlon, sailing and marathon swimming events at the Games.
http://bit.ly/2aBoGu2

Superhuman Russian Olympic Athletes Wow the Crowd - Daily Squib

RIO DE JANEIRO - Brazil - The Russian Olympic team at the 2016 games has shown amazing feats of superhuman strength and endurance.
http://bit.ly/2aBkier

WIFI SNOOPING: Is the BBC Turning into a Creepy Evil Organisation? - Daily Squib

SALFORD - England - With news that Auntie is now morphing into Big Auntie and will be going around our streets monitoring our web habits, is this a confirmation that the BBC is in fact an evil creepy organisation?
http://bit.ly/2aXv2r3

Huge Sinkhole in China Swallows At Least 347,000 People - Daily Squib

HENAN - China - A huge sinkhole opened up on Wednesday, swallowing a section of road and passers-by and leaving at least 347,000 people missing.
http://bit.ly/2avCxlp

Experts: Zika Global Delivery Will Accelerate After Brazil Olympics - Daily Squib

RIO DE JANEIRO - Brazil - What better way for global delivery of  deadly Zika virus than to have representatives from the whole world congregate in an infected area like Brazil, then after the Olympics to all go back home.
http://bit.ly/2ahMP7l

Trump Mail Order Bride Melania NYPost Nude Extravaganza - Daily Squib

NEW YORK - USA - If it ain't bad enough having an Eastern European mail order bride, how about getting her fully nude pictures plastered all over the New York Post newspaper for all to see.
http://bit.ly/2arBSmG