Putin: "I Did Not Give the Order to Shoot Down MH17 Killing 298 Innocent People" - Daily Squib

MOSCOW - Russia - Vladimir Putin does not care if the West blames him for the murder of 298 people on the MH17 downed passenger plane.
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Football is Corrupt? Do Catholic Bears Sh*t in the Vatican? - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - People have been surprised to find that the institution of football is corrupt to the core.
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Worse Than 2008: Dumping the Deutsche - Daily Squib

FRANKFURT - Germany - The ominous signs are afoot, a black moon, x-factor back on the telly and a never ending Brexit that is full of promises with no action.
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Presidential Debate: Trump Falls at the Podium - Daily Squib

NEW YORK - USA - Presidential candidate, Donald Trump has fallen at the first hurdle during the first debate with Hillary Clinton.
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Black Lives Matters Riots Proof Local Police Must Be Abolished For U.S. Federal Police Force - Daily Squib

CHARLOTTE - USA - The spate of riots in successive U.S. cities reveals a pattern that can only be halted by the abolition of local state police forces and an amalgamation into a singular Federal U.S. Police force.
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Corbyn Steps Closer to Grand Prize - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Jeremy Corbyn, the Labour leader, has thwarted one of many challenges to his leadership of the party he has led for the last year.
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Visit Charlotte North Carolina - Daily Squib

CHARLOTTE - USA - What a great city to visit this Autumn. Don't forget to visit all the museums in the city and cultural hot spots. With great hotels, restaurants and bars, fun will be had by all.
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It's Official: YouTube Unrolls Soviet Stasi Censorship Snitch Program - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib found out what it is like to be censored for politically sensitive stuff in 2013 when our site was nearly erased from the internet, and our YouTube channel limited, delisted.
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Everyone's Racist If You Have Eyes and Can See You Are Racist - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - From birth, the human condition of distinction of differences is a natural human mechanism, conditioned over thousands of years of human existence, called racism or being racist.
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21-Year-Old Polish Player Wins EPT 13 Barcelona - Daily Squib

BARCELONA - Spain - Most 21-year olds are having to deal with the pressures of finding a decent job and a place to live and then coming to the realisation of just how difficult things can get when you’re trying to juggle different bills and dealing with the other financial struggles that life constantly throws at you.
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World Powers Convene After Brangelina Split - Daily Squib

NEW YORK - USA - The United Nations security council has convened in emergency session after news trickled through that Angelina Jolie has split from Brad Pitt.
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Milo Yianapapapadopulos Prolapse Shame Live On Talkshow - Daily Squib

LOS ANGELES - USA - Celebrated narcissistic banal show off, Milo Yianapopopoulos has been hospitalised after undergoing an anal prolapse live on TV.
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Privileged Actress Gives Up Wealth and Status to Live in Afghanistan - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Carey Mulligan, a deeply socialist actress has vowed to donate all her millions and go and live in Afghanistan.
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Experts: EU Army (CSDP) Direct Threat to Russia - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - A team of experts have analysed EU army data coming in from Brussels, deeming it a direct threat to Russia.
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Bypass EU: Repeal the 1972 European Communities Act Immediately - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - An urgent communique from the UK Secure think tank reveals the dangers present from the EU unless Britain acts immediately.
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Juncker: "Brexit Will Not Protect Britain From EU Army Invasion" - Daily Squib

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Jean Claude Juncker has threatened Britain once again, this time using the menacing spectre of a rogue EU army converging on our islands.
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Sarkozy: "We Let the Migrants into France So We Are Liable For Calais Jungle" - Daily Squib

PARIS - France - Former French president, Nikolas Sarkozy has admitted that it is France's fault that the Calais Jungle refugee camp was created.
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EU: "Jump!" Theresa May: "How High?" - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The EU is increasing their federalist state daily, imposing restrictions on nations within the soviet bloc, punishing nations with fines, increasing migration, implementing an EU Army separate from NATO, yadda yadda yadda..
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EU Army: Daily Squib Accurately Predicted Today's News in 2012 - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib predicted the EU army in 2012.
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The Right Candidate: Hardcore Hillary Even Campaigned With Pneumonia - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C - USA - Just like Britain's Maggie Thatcher, Hillary Clinton is a woman of steel who can campaign even whilst suffering from severe pneumonia.
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Remembering 911 Again - Daily Squib

NEW YORK - USA - Yes, it's that time of year again where the fateful events that took place on September 11th or 911 are remembered by the media.
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Brexit Delay: Theresa May Being Consulted by Peter Mandelson, David Cameron and Tony Blair - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - We have won the Brexit battle but it seems the Remainers are winning the war. Not only have they employed delaying tactics onto Brexit, but they have installed a Remain PM, a Remain Chancellor of the Exchequer and even Remain trade negotiators to thwart Brexit.
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Whatever Happened to EgyptAir MS804? - Daily Squib

PARIS - France - The mystery of EgyptAir MS804 is being kept very quiet by the French authorities and there does not seem to be any sight of details about the midair plane explosion that killed 56 passengers and 10 crew in May.
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Revealed What Hillary Clinton Coughed Into Her Drink - Daily Squib

ALABAMA - USA - The internet is one for speculation, and there has certainly been a storm over what Mrs Clinton coughed into her drink during another tiring speech session.
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The Almighty Zuckerberg Beaten by Iconic Historic Photo - Daily Squib

CALIFORNIA - USA - Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg has been forced to reinstate a historic photo after being previously banned by the company.
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New iPhone 7 Passes Booze Test - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - We decided to give the new Apple iPhone 7 a serious test in its waterproofing abilities on a wild night out on the town.
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$57 Million Debt Kanye Fashion Show Goes Well - Daily Squib

NEW YORK - USA - With something resembling a cripple parade, Kanye West and his cheezy show is transcending all fashion barriers.
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Online Casino Games: Put a Few Pokies On the Barbie - Daily Squib

SYDNEY – Australia – Playing casino games online is a fun and profitable enterprise because of all those lovely bonuses when you deposit your cash.
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Think Tank: Britain and EU Now Run by Barren Women - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - A leading think tank on world affairs, B.A.R.R.E.N (Bilateral Analytical Rational Regulatory Elective Network) comments on the state of leadership within Europe and Britain.
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Merkel's Role Was Solely to Bring Forth Right Wing - Daily Squib

BERLIN - Germany - Chancellor Angela Merkel was used as a conduit to bring forth a new resurgence of the right wing in Germany an expert in clandestine operations believes.
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Keith Vaz in Uphill Gardening Accident - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Labour MP and previous family man has been caught in an uphill gardening accident that seems to have derailed his career.
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Escort Me to My Limo: How Vegania Hooked Her Drump - Daily Squib

NEW YORK - USA - Some people say there's no smoke without fire, and if you were in the Kit Kat Club on that fateful night in 1998, you would have certainly seen some fire. That's where some dodgy agency boss, Paolo Spaggetti, arranged for the two to meet.
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Burkini Ban Going Well in South of France - Daily Squib

NICE - France - The Burkini ban on French beaches is going well according to many French mayors who have adopted the ruling.
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