Labour: "Britain's Population Through Immigration to Rise by 60%" - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Jeremy Corbyn's no cap policy on immigration of unskilled workers will ensure a population rise of over 60% within the next fifteen years of Britain's population.
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EU Conspiracy Manipulated Electoral Polls to Dupe May Into Calling Early Election - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - One of the necessary rules of warfare is never underestimate your enemy, but sadly this rule may have fallen on deaf ears in Theresa May's camp, who may have been duped into calling an early general election.
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Communist Land Grab: Labour Garden Tax Will Treble Your Council Tax - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Say goodbye to your well pruned English country garden, as you will not be able to afford it any more under Labour's Land Value Tax (LVT) - dubbed the garden tax - which will be based on three per cent of the value of land for each property.
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EXODUS: Where to Go If High Tax Jeremy Corbyn Wins Election? - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Under the regime of Jeremy Corbyn's Marxist Collectivist Soviet rule, Britain would have the highest taxes in the Western world.
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Tin Foil Hat Corbynistas: "Theresa May Set Up Manchester Bombing" - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The conspiracy theorist communist Corbyn supporters are now saying that the Conservative PM Mrs. May set up the Manchester bombing where 22 people were killed by a suicide bomber.
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Labour Open Door Policy Responsible For Manchester Carnage - Daily Squib

MANCHESTER - England - Under Labour's regime, over 3 million migrants entered Britain, increasing threats of terrorism and crime.
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Experts: No Ground War - No End to Terror - Military Draft Necessary - Daily Squib

MANCHESTER - England - The continued terrorist activity in Britain and the rest of the civilised world will never end unless there is a full ground war and onslaught on the regimes and factions that support terrorists like ISIS.
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Innocent Civilians Killed By IRA as Jeremy Corbyn Laughed - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Anyone who votes for Jeremy Corbyn is not only supporting a vile radical who cheers on the deaths of women and children but a terrorist sympathiser who collaborated with the IRA during their reign of terror on British soil.
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Poor Donald the President With No Face - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Here's a guy who fought hard to be where he is in life, and he fought damn hard to be where he is as president, but there's one thing wrong here, no one believes a word the Donald says.
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Jean Claude Juncker: The Gift That Keeps Giving - Daily Squib

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Ever since our delectable friend, Jean Claude Juncker has been the grand emissary and top unelected man of the EU, things have worked out very nicely for those who feel the bile coming up at every mention of the EU.
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Guy Ritchie Del Boy King Arthur Falls On Its Sword - Daily Squib

LOS ANGELES - USA - Whichever Warner Bros executive thought it would be wise to spend $175 million on a Guy Ritchie King Arthur flick must be either mad as a box of frogs or as gullible as a Remoaner listening to Tony Blair talking about re-joining the EU.
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EU Releases Ransomware Virus Onto Brexit Britain - Daily Squib

LONDON -England - The virus that has infected and effectively shut down 95% of government computers in the UK was penned and designed by a rogue group of hackers called the European Union Commission.
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Jeremy Corbyn: "I Have No Understanding of Maths and Neither Do My MPs" - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - With ridiculous promises and hilarious utopian projections coming from Jeremy Corbyn and his clueless MPs, it is almost cringe worthy to see the socialist lemmings all clapping in unison to a bunch of mumbo jumbo Labour manifesto dreams that can never take place in any reality.
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Trump's New FBI Director Comes Under Democrat Scrutiny - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - After the astounding firing of former FBI director, James Comey yesterday, president Trump has once again come under scrutiny for the appointment of the new director.
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Comrade Corbyn Addresses High Party Apparatchiks and Bolsheviks - Daily Squib

MANCHESTER - England - Comrade Jeremy Corbyn, supreme Soviet Labour leader has spoken about his 10-year plan of collectivism after the revolution.
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The Internet Today: My Fake Girlfriend Answered My Fake Social Network Account On a Fake News Site - Daily Squib

CHICAGO - USA - Like everything's fake on the internet, even Obama has over 60% of his Twitter followers as fake, and the same with other politicians and celebrities.
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Plastic EU Man Macron Instated as French Leader - Daily Squib

PARIS - France - When it comes to plasticity, you don't get more plastic and fake than some former banker Brussels technocratic creation called Emmanuel Macron.
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Extraordinary Prince Philip to do Stand Up Comedy in Retirement Years - Daily Squib

WINDSOR - England - The Duke of Edinburgh is retiring from royal duties this autumn, Buckingham Palace has announced but he will still pursue his lifelong hobbies.
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EU Attack Dog SS Colonel Selmayr At Your Service - Daily Squib

BERLIN - Germany - SS-Verfügungstruppe, Colonel Martin Selmayr, a decorated officer of the EU army has been put in charge of punishing Britain during the Brexit process.
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Johnny Depp Fed Lines Through Earpiece For Everyday Conversations - Daily Squib

LOS ANGELES - USA - Johnny Depp's former managers have claimed the star is fed everyday conversation lines through an earpiece so he doesn't have to think when he talks, US media say.
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Tim Farron Takes One Up the Poop Chute For the Lib Dems - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The beleaguered Lib Dem leader who has become embroiled in a gay sex media storm today proved to his detractors that he does not think gay sex is a sin.
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Brexit Juncker's Disastrous Dinner Made Talks About Talks Trickier? - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - As the EU27 agreed negotiating guidelines that promise pain before gain, an account of a Juncker and May vomitous meal exposes the chasm between them.
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Local Plumber Talks About His Ordinary Life - Daily Squib

NUNEATON - England - Here at the Squib, we don't just deal with celebrities and global politicians, we also like to celebrate the lives of ordinary people who live ordinary lives.
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