Corbyn: "Next Election, Students Will Vote Three Times Each For Labour" - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - With revelations that Corbyn Labour supporting students voted twice in the election, there are no regrets at Labour HQ.
http://bit.ly/2trw6vh

Retaliation: Google Could Show Juncker's Search History - Daily Squib

BRUSSELS - Belgium - According to reports in Brussels, Jean Claude Juncker is in deep panic mode, as American conglomerate Google could display his search and browsing history as a punishment for fining the vast company for manipulating search results to favour their own products.
http://bit.ly/2tsN6St

Google to Fine EU For Totalitarian Soviet Attitude That Frankly Stinks - Daily Squib

MOUNTAIN VIEW - USA - After being fined 2.8 billion dollars or whatever it is by the EU, Google has come out fighting, and have instead turned the tables on the Brussels menace.
http://bit.ly/2tqYEFR

Queen Celebrates Royal Income Boost by Flying Her Favourite Spitfire Around Balmoral - Daily Squib

BALMORAL - Scotland - With all this ongoing Brexit shenanigans, Harry's mental issues and Philip's health, the Queen has some welcome news.
http://bit.ly/2thVOCQ

Brexit Betrayal: Theresa May Must Be Ousted By Brexiteers Immediately - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Today was the day when Remainer, Theresa May finally showed her hand by betraying one of the main tenets of the EU referendum, and that was stopping free movement to secure Britain's borders.
http://bit.ly/2tf3Z2I

The Last Interview of Zbigniew Brzezinski: "War is Getting Closer" - Daily Squib

FAIRFAX - USA - In a remarkable admission by former United States National Security Advisor, Zbigniew Brzezinski, before his death in May. He revealed what is happening at the moment in the world, particularly in Europe and the Middle East.
http://bit.ly/2tcZpC7

Cosby Juror: "When I Sat Down in Court Bill Handed Me Glass of Water" - Daily Squib

PENNSYLVANIA - USA - One of the jurors in the Bill Cosby rape case, an attractive 28-year-old woman has revealed that she does not remember much of the case or jury deliberation.
http://bit.ly/2sXkUa3

DAY OF RAGE: Bourgeois Islingtonian Leftists Get Their iPhones Out - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - No doubt, the well fed privileged white anti-capitalists will be out today for the Day of Rage march through Parliament Square.
http://bit.ly/2rCfL2I

New EU Brexit Gameshow Starts With a Bang - Daily Squib

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The unsavoury task of talking to pig headed unelected EU technocrats is an unfortunate necessity for Brexit to begin.
http://bit.ly/2rA0O1l

Transcript of Unaired Portions of Megyn Kelly’s Interview with Alex Jones - Daily Squib

DALLAS - Texas - The Daily Squib has acquired an unaired portion of the divisive Megyn Kelly, Alex Jones interview.
http://bit.ly/2sKTCn5

THINK TANK: The Rise of Communism in Britain Today is a Serious Threat to National Security - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The rise of communism through the Labour party of Jeremy Corbyn, and John McDonnell should not be underestimated in its plans for violent takeover and revolution.
http://bit.ly/2sO2FTL

Theresa May: "So What If I Have Zero Emotional Intelligence" - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Blasted for her robotic, non emotional answers to media questions about the Kensington tower block fire, let us first understand the valid point that Theresa May is not a normal person, and she should be celebrated for that point, not hunted down and reviled.
http://bit.ly/2ruplom

It Should Not Be the State's Responsibility to do Everything For You - Daily Squib

KENSINGTON - England - Witnessing these ridiculous demands by people who depend solely on welfare, it is a sad comment on humanity today, where some rely on the state from birth to death.
http://bit.ly/2sHCs9m

Labour Mayor London Chaos - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Ever since Sadiq Khan, a Labour party member was made Mayor of London, we have had five serious terrorist attacks, a mass death event in a block of flats, untold traffic chaos in the capital, massive council tax rises and permanent roadworks that never seem to go away.
http://bit.ly/2sGYxoV

Lily Allen Foregoes One of Her Yearly Holidays to Help Tower Block Survivors - Daily Squib

KENSINGTON - England - Champagne socialist 'singer' Lily Allen is to cancel one of her yearly holidays so she can buy things for the hundreds of stranded Kensington tower block survivors still stuck in shelters.
http://bit.ly/2sGRAUy

Green Party Member Prosecuted For Driving Recycled Road Kill - Daily Squib

READING - England - Green party member Tim Greenfield has been prosecuted for driving a car made from road kill.
http://bit.ly/2sGpnxd

EU Energy Saving Directive Cladding Cause of Grenfell Tower Disaster - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Under the EU energy Saving directive, the UK is required to report to the European Commission on progress towards national energy efficiency targets each year.
http://bit.ly/2sEsrKc

Glastonbury Festival to Embrace the Riff Raff Community - Daily Squib

SOMERSET - England - Glastonbury festival organisers have announced plans to welcome back the disaffected riff raff community.
http://bit.ly/2rlpHgT

How to Survive a Council Tower Block Fire - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib knows that there are hundreds of these council tower block monstrosities across Britain, and some of them seem to have been 'upgraded' with cladding that acts like tinder when on fire.
http://bit.ly/2sCKVL7

Labour Government 1974 Responsible For Death Trap Grenfell Tower Block - Daily Squib

KENSINGTON - England - As the flames rip through the concrete block of Grenfell Tower, remember the socialist governments of the past who created these grey towering monstrosities.
http://bit.ly/2sA2r2D

Champagne Socialist BBC Comedian Honours Corbyn Labour Election Win - Daily Squib

SALFORD - England - It's another victory for the champagne socialist comedian circuit of the BBC and their hero Jeremy Corbyn.
http://bit.ly/2sohtZw

Feminist Amber Rose Sells Fur Burger to Saudi Sheikh For $600 - Daily Squib

RIYADH - Saudi Arabia - Empowered 'feminist' and rap skank stripper, Amber Rose has sold her vagina to a Saudi Sheikh for the princely sum of $600.
http://bit.ly/2sWOSrf

He Who Controls the Young and Gullible Voters is King - Daily Squib

GRIMSBY - England - Like lambs to the slaughter, they followed their shepherd without question as he doled out those sweet saccharin lies, false promises and delicious bribes.
http://bit.ly/2sk9Inu

Post-Election Latest: Therexit Put on Hold For Brexit - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - In a remarkable turn of events the inevitable exit of Theresa May, (dubbed Therexit) has been put on hold.
http://bit.ly/2r9TNnB

Therexit On the Cards as the Weak and Wobbly Cannot Negotiate With EU - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The Eurocrats in Brussels have smelled blood, and this is why they are so eager for the now mortally wounded PM, Theresa May to start negotiations.
http://bit.ly/2r4Gq8k

Labour Vote: Where British Self-Hatred and Gullibility Succeeded in Britain's Demise - Daily Squib

SCUNTHORPE - England - Those who voted for Labour on June 8th, 2017 despise their own country, they hate being British, they hate their own country, and their self-hatred spewed over the polling booths creating a maelstrom of even more hatred and despair.
http://bit.ly/2sltMpe

Exit Polls: May Day, May Day, Where's Boris to Save the Day? - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - If the exit polls are to be believed, the Theresa May gamble of calling an early election has fallen back in her face as a giant Conservative flop, considering the mass of young brainwashed Labour supporters bribed by freebies.
http://bit.ly/2r17pRT

Jeremy Corbyn Serious Threat to National Security Monitored By Special Branch - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn is a serious threat to democracy in the UK if he is voted in on June 8. He is monitored by Special Branch and MI5.
http://bit.ly/2qUWsBt

EU Law: Britain Cannot Do Anything to Watched Jihadis Roaming Britain - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - As long as Britain is tied down by EU law, it cannot do much about the terrorists roaming Britain ready to strike.
http://bit.ly/2swldFt

The Best Way to Hide Something From Black People is to Put it in a Book - Daily Squib

CALIFORNIA - USA - In a country where the majority of black people are illiterate and cannot read and write succinctly, it is no surprise that America's prisons are full of African Americans.
http://bit.ly/2sv2Roc

Self Serving Benefit Concerts, Twitter Hash Tags or Love Do Not Work Against ISIS - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - A fourth terror attack in four months is an example of extremist expansion and must be stopped sooner than later.
http://bit.ly/2rUcq2R

BREAKING: Multiple Deaths Terrorist Attack London Bridge - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The capital is under attack this evening from gunmen in the London Bridge/Shard area.
http://bit.ly/2rRINiL

Stasi Britain: Jeremy Corbyn the Smiling Face of Evil - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Yes, he speaks like an Anglican priest in gentle comforting tones addressing his flock of brainwashed unquestioning followers, who like lemmings would follow him over the cliffs of Dover onto the sharp rocks below
http://bit.ly/2rQCTy6

Labour Using Brainwashing Techniques on Britain's Pliable Young - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The young have been targets of political indoctrination for centuries, and during this election the Labour Party is utilising some age old soviet techniques to effectively brainwash many of Britain's youth.
http://bit.ly/2rOhqpw

Labour Election: Corbyn Plotting Destruction of Royal Family - Daily Squib

WINDSOR - England - Within the third year of the Labour party regime under Jeremy Corbyn's Momentum group, the much-hated royal family of Britain are to be de-funded by the state.
http://bit.ly/2siXnfY