Shark Week: Michael Phelps Loses Both Legs to Great White - Daily Squib

CANCUN - Mexico - After serious outrage and disgust by shark fans when Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps raced a digital shark in a simulated speed test, the makers of the Shark Week programme decided to do the real thing.
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INSIGHT: Healthcare in the USA - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Brits may not believe this, but in the USA people have to pay for all of their health care, resulting in some losing their homes.
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Prince Harry and William: "Let's Open Up Another Can of Worms From Years Ago" - Daily Squib

WINDSOR - England - They say it's good to talk, but careless talk by royals can come home to bite. Prince Harry and William have been caught blabbing too much.
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Sir David Attenborough Examines the Wonders of Britain's Motorways - Daily Squib

PORTSMOUTH - England - Sir David Attenborough examines the wonderful displays from aggressive males on Britain's motorways.
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BBC PAY: Chris Evans Demands Pay Rise From £2.5 Million - Daily Squib

SALFORD - England - According to recently published data on BBC salaries, Chris Evans is still not happy.
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Saudi Mini Skirt Beauty Was a Mirage Say Religious Police - Daily Squib

USHAYQAR - Saudi Arabia - Officials chasing a mini skirted woman in the desert have come to the conclusion that she is a mirage.
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The Castration of Islam by Europe - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - As a religion Islam has been wholly untouched since its inception, however things are changing as a new watered down version of Islam is being effected by the EU and its Western counterparts.
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CNN Exclusive: Trump Had Dinner With Russians - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - According to a CNN expose, Donald Trump had dinner with some Russians in Moscow in 2013.
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End of Free Speech - Daily Squib Censored by Google Once Again - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Today is a very sad day in internet freedom, free expression, art and satire as the Daily Squib is unjustifiably censored once again.
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Think Tank: G20 Violence Tolerated Because Leftwing - Daily Squib

HAMBURG - Germany - One thing about the G20 violence in Hamburg recently is the level of organisation by leftwing groups who fought the German police, as well as the toleration of their violent activities.
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EU Negotiator: "France Never Wanted to be Liberated in WW2" - Daily Squib

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Michel Barnier, the EU's French top negotiator in the Brexit proceedings has revealed how deep the allegiance with Germany lies.
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Sex Robot Prefers Washing Machine Over Human - Daily Squib

SAN FRANCISCO - USA - Niles Baccarat, 45, purchased the sex robot from a premier robot dealer two months ago, but has had nothing but problems.
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YouTube Snowflake Generation Killing Themselves Epidemic - Daily Squib

THE INTERNETS - USA - How low has humanity gone, that people either kill others over an online pc game or kill themselves over a lacklustre performance whilst playing, or how about YouTube stars who you have never heard about who are making thousands of dollars a day on their channel suddenly offing themselves because they got a bad rating, or someone gave them a thumbs down or whatever ridiculous reason?
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Melania: When Donald Farts He is Always a Gentleman - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Melania Trump has revealed in a Hello magazine exclusive that the president has a problem with flatulence, especially during important meetings.
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NASA: Elephant to be Taken to International Space Station - Daily Squib

FLORIDA - USA - In a world's first, and possibly the universes, an adult elephant weighing 7,000 kg (15,400 lb) will be blasted in a specially designed space rocket to dock with the ISS in August, scientists have revealed.
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