Anti-British Eurocrat Guy Verhofstadt Obsessed by Peas - Daily Squib

BRUSSELS - Belgium - EU Brexit negotiator and agitator, Guy Verhofstadt, has proclaimed his love for peas.
http://bit.ly/2k6Z14y

Constantly Kneeling African Americans Unproductive in Work Force Say Bosses - Daily Squib

NEW YORK - USA - African Americans across the nation are kneeling in protest, however this action is causing some problems in the workplace.
http://bit.ly/2wmAkCy

Ex-NFL Fans Welcome to Support Rugby - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Thousands of NFL fans are burning and boycotting their teams for supporting a ridiculous protest that involves disrespecting the U.S. national anthem. Come and watch the great game of rugby instead.
http://bit.ly/2wjnyFd

New Smart Glasses Powered By Bogies in Your Nose - Daily Squib

SEOUL - South Korea - An international team of researchers is rethinking how upgraded smart glasses could be useful—by turning the wearer’s nose bogies into a discreet power source.
http://bit.ly/2fl8vnh

Adolf Hitler’s Soiled Underpants Sold For $6,737 at US Auction - Daily Squib

MARYLAND - USA - The 'skidmarked' underpants of fearsome Führer, Adolf Hitler have sold for $6,737 (£5,000) at an auction.
http://bit.ly/2fkm5HN

Naive Theresa May So Gullible She Falls For Nigerian Email Scam - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The naive and gullible PM, Theresa May, was nearly scammed by a Nigerian email con.
http://bit.ly/2wf23Ft

Uber Re-branded As Luber - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Former taxi company Uber has re-branded their company identity to Luber.
http://bit.ly/2wfy54g

That Theresa May No Brexit Florence Speech in Full - Daily Squib

FIRENZE - Italy - Theresa May has finally completed that much hyped Brexit speech she delivered today.
http://bit.ly/2waLSZC

Why Being Anti-EU Does Not Mean You Are Anti-Europe - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The undemocratic EU is a totally separate body to Europe and its people.
http://bit.ly/2wa5zAV

Interview With Author and Creative Epica Awards Editorial Director Mark Tungate - Daily Squib

PARIS - France - The Daily Squib editor interviews one of the key players of the Epica Awards, author Mark Tungate.
http://bit.ly/2wyxKgX

Lib Dems Want to Force Brits to All Wear EU Berets - Daily Squib

BOURNEMOUTH - England - The Lib Dems have proposed that under new laws once instated, all UK citizens will have to wear EU berets at all times or be prosecuted.
http://bit.ly/2wy3ine

'Mother' Film About Social Liberalism and the Planet - Daily Squib

LOS ANGELES - USA - Darren Aronofsky's latest film 'Mother' has a clear message that is lost by many viewers.
http://bit.ly/2ymWu9v

Daily Squib Publishing Acquires 67% Stake in Rolling Stone Magazine Sale - Daily Squib

NEW YORK - USA - Great news for music lovers across the globe, the Daily Squib has acquired a substantial share of the recent Rolling Stone magazine sale after owners Wenner put it up for sale.
http://bit.ly/2wr6els

Theresa May Remainers Stalling Brexit As Time Runs Out - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Theresa May and her Remainer Cabinet are doing everything in their power to stall a real Brexit.
http://bit.ly/2wpvmZW

Boris Johnson - 'Breath of Fresh Air' From May's Remainer Led Brexit - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Boris Johnson is a breath of fresh air amongst a stale Remainer-led 'Brexit'.
http://bit.ly/2yjrZ48

London Underground: The Terrorist Playground - Parsons Green Bomb - Daily Squib

PARSONS GREEN - London - A device that exploded on a London Underground train today, opens up an old can of worms about safety in the London Underground system.
http://bit.ly/2y2Djkh

Jean Claude Juncker State of the Union Address to EU Parliament - Daily Squib

STRASBOURG - France - The president of the European Commission, Jean Claude Juncker, used his State of the Union address to the European Parliament to express his anger at the UK's departure from the EU.
http://bit.ly/2h2ISMi

Jim Carrey Reveals the Truth at Meaningless Hollywood Awards Ceremony - Daily Squib

LOS ANGELES - USA - This is incredible. Jim Carrey actually reveals the truth about Hollywood award ceremonies.
http://bit.ly/2xXs24x

Lilium Air Taxis - The Future of Travel - Daily Squib

MUNICH - Germany - Lilium, the world’s first electric vertical take-⁠off and landing jet is now a reality.
http://bit.ly/2xWNAy8

Interview With Most Hated Woman in Britain - Gina Miller - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib has been given exclusive access to the most hated woman in Britain today - Gina Miller.
http://bit.ly/2wXiPdh

Why Do Hurricanes Have Such Nice, Pleasant Names? - Daily Squib

FLORIDA - USA - The body that names hurricanes is considering giving them nasty names, simply because these storms create such devastation and heart ache.
http://bit.ly/2wOgcu8

The Future of AI is Total Neurobehavioural Integration - Daily Squib

AUCKLAND - New Zealand - AI has taken a step forward thanks to Dr. Mark Sagar and BabyX. An experimental computer generated psychobiological simulation of an infant which learns and interacts in real time.
http://bit.ly/2gJQWOc

Students Cry in Pain As 'Safe Spaces' Invaded On Campus - Daily Squib

BERKELEY - USA - Students at Berkeley University of California, were left writhing in agony and despair on Wednesday when one of their 'safe spaces' was unduly invaded.
http://bit.ly/2f5usaf

The Great British Fake Off - Daily Squib

SCUNTHORPE - England - The evil pestilence of some TV shows like the Great British Fake Off are similar to some viruses, jumping from one channel to another, albeit spreading the same banal message of death.
http://bit.ly/2gJM6QT

How Kim and His Little EMP Toy Could Take USA to 19th Century - Daily Squib

PYONGYANG - N.Korea - North Korean leader, Kim jong-Un likes to play with his little toys, playthings like hydrogen bombs, nuclear ballistic missiles, and EMP blasts high above the atmosphere over North America
http://bit.ly/2eYCaTE

FBI Labels Antifa as Domestic Terrorists - Daily Squib

CHARLOTTESVILLE - USA - Ant-fascist group, Antifa, have been labelled by the FBI as 'domestic terrorists' according to confidential records.
http://bit.ly/2eLOCGh