The Evil of Tony Blair Never Falters - Daily Squib

PARIS - France - Former British PM, Tony Blair, has been speaking to the French about thwarting Brexit.
http://bit.ly/2ng4Yxt

Moaning Luvvie and His Continual Last Film

CORK - Ireland - According to eternally moaning luvvie Daniel Day Lewis, this is his last film, just like his other last film.
http://bit.ly/2zBpbiS

BAD DEAL: Weak Theresa May to Pay EU Ransom 100 Billion Euros - Daily Squib

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Theresa May has capitulated to the EU ransom demands and will pay them 100 Billion euros.
http://bit.ly/2zyKKkn

London Mayor's Gender Neutral Toilets Have Holes in Them - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Sadiq Khan’s planning blueprint will call for more gender neutral loos, and different types of toilets to cater to people’s differing needs.
http://bit.ly/2zC70tD

New Reality Show: I'm a Celebrity Sex-Pest Get Me In There - Daily Squib

BORNEO - Channel 5 are piloting a new reality show from entertainment company Endemol called "I'm a Celebrity Sex-Pest Get Me In There".
http://bit.ly/2iXC7cF

Royal Family Prepares Itself For Arrival of Creole Princess - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The Royal family prepare to move into the 21st Century by welcoming Prince Harry's new bride-to-be Meghan Markle.
http://bit.ly/2BiHyJR

BREXIT: EU High Representative Joins Discussion With Theresa May

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The EU Commission brought out their secret weapon that they have been hiding throughout Brexit talks.
http://bit.ly/2B7A0cX

Black Friday Pandemic Spreading Across Globe

USA - There's a virus that has been around since the dawn of time, and now it is so prevalent that it is in fact taking over the globe.
http://bit.ly/2iLzbzM

and the Epica Awards For 2017 Go to?

BERLIN - Germany - It has truly been an honour for the Daily Squib to have been chosen as part of the jury for this year's Epica Awards, a creative maelstrom of work submitted from all over the world in the field of advertising.
http://bit.ly/2iHk2iX

Good News: EU Has Change of Heart Lets Britain Go Without Ransom Payment - Daily Squib

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Much like a kind hearted hostage taker, the EU has had a pleasant change of heart, and will let Britain leave without having to pay a massive ransom payment.
http://bit.ly/2izQ8NB

The Intrinsic Difference Between Satire and 'Fake News' - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The literary genre of satire has been mislabelled by the ignorant as 'fake news'. Nothing can be further from the truth.
http://bit.ly/2AS8TCJ

Mugabe Democratic Election Into Obscurity Goes Well - Daily Squib

HARARE - Zimbabwe - Former president Robert Mugabe is under house arrest after a military coup overthrowing him from his terrible reign.
http://bit.ly/2imSE9E

Mild Mannered Christians Proclaim Jihad On Greggs Bakery - Daily Squib

OXFORD - England - In response to an advertisement depicting a Greggs sausage roll instead of Jesus in a Manger, many Christians have declared Jihad on the bakery.
http://bit.ly/2ALGJJs

Researchers Grow Massive Frankenstein Brain in Lab For First Time - Daily Squib

DÜSSELDORF - Germany - In a huge scientific breakthrough, researchers have been growing 'Frankenstein' mega brains in a lab in a bid to uncover the secrets behind the workings of brains.
http://bit.ly/2ikUZSB

West Entering New Puritanical Age - Daily Squib

LOS ANGELES - USA - One thing we have learned about puritanical Millenials schooled by mainly Marxist tutors over the years, is that we are now entering an age of puritanism.
http://bit.ly/2i6Xjg8

Carving Up the Turkey This Christmas Will Be Fun - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Gone before Christmas, Theresa May must now know that the betting odds are against her.
http://bit.ly/2hX1MBL

Why Pretty Patel Should Not Be Sacked - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Theresa May must not sack Priti Patel. We give good reasons for our stance.
http://bit.ly/2Anj3uW

Black Plague Spreads - When Mother Nature Fights Back - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The secretive think tank which deals with overpopulation matters called CULL, release their latest communique.
http://bit.ly/2AmCHH8

What Do the Vegas Mass Shooting and Dallas Church Massacre Have in Common? - Daily Squib

TEXAS - USA - The most recent mass shooting in a Texan church that killed 26 people leads to a pattern
http://bit.ly/2Aif6r1

Consensus: Socialists More Dangerous When Out of Power - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The socialists now out of power in America and the UK are utilising guerilla soviet destabilising techniques on society and the current right-leaning establishment.
http://bit.ly/2hLjSXe

New Hollywood Movie: 'Meet the Fockers Part Deux' Hits Box Office - Daily Squib

LOS ANGELES - USA - The latest addition to the celebrated Fockers series of movies has hit the box office with sales hitting the cutting room floor.
http://bit.ly/2Ad0CsK

The Queen Opens Personal Facebook Account - Daily Squib

BALMORAL - Scotland - Her majesty the Queen has opened a Facebook account.
http://bit.ly/2A3hou5

Theresa May: "Men Will Have to Go Through Five Govt Agencies When Coming On to Women" - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Prime Minister Theresa May has bowed down to Commons pressure and revealed a White Paper plan to solve the crisis hitting Britain and the Western World regarding men and their relations to women.
http://bit.ly/2hz3rNH

New Yorkers Take to Stilts and Pogo Sticks For Safe Walking and Cycling - Daily Squib

NEW YORK - USA - Following the latests terrorist outrage where an ISIS operative mowed down innocent cyclists, New Yorkers have taken to stilts and other methods of transport.
http://bit.ly/2hxp3Kj