Hollywood Planning 498 New Superhero Movies in New Year - Daily Squib

LOS ANGELES - USA - This year will see another torrent of superhero movies from Hollywood.
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North Korean New Year Fireworks Celebration Goes Well - Daily Squib

PYONGYANG - N. Korea - This year's new year fireworks extravaganza has wowed not only the capital but the rest of the world.
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Corbyn Getting Ready to Be PM - Number 10 in New Year - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The DS has had exclusive access to Jeremy Corbyn's entourage, and was allowed to divulge important information regarding the bid for taking Number 10 Downing Street in a political coup that would make any revolutionary shudder with true delight.
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Tech Experts: Internet 2.0 Transition Beginning Soon - Daily Squib

THE NOOSPHERE - Government approved, control of every facet of the internet, an internet where all info will be gradually controlled and changed to fit a specific agenda.
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We Forgot About the New Star Wars Film - Daily Squib

HOLLYWOOD - USA - We forgot about the new mediocre Star Wars film that just came out.
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May's FAKE BREXIT: Mass Civil Unrest and Anarchy on the Streets of Britain - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Theresa May's Remainer, Non Brexit, could be the precursor for thirty years of riots in the UK.
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Theresa May Applauded by EU leaders Because She 'made little effort bending over', Jean-Claude Juncker Says Ahead of Deal - Daily Squib

BRUSSELS - Belgium - European leaders are set to give their approval for Brexit talks to move on to the next phase today after Jean-Claude Juncker said last week's divorce deal amounted to "sufficient progress after massive concessions by the British".
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Stop Moaning Farage and Do Something About May's Non Brexit - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - A brief open communique to Chief Brexiteer Nigel Farage.
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FAKE NEWS: Donald Trump Outraged at New Book That Reimagines Strange Historical Facts Through His Eyes - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Donald Trump today declared that all books written by satirical author David Hutter be incinerated in the White House incinerator.
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Daily Squib in Talks With Egyptian Courts to Release Singer Who Ate Banana - Daily Squib

CAIRO - Egypt - A court which gave a two year jail sentence to a singer who appeared in a music video eating a banana has been petitioned by our lawyers and should be released soon.
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Russians Now Living in Extreme Poverty Levels - Daily Squib

MOSCOW - Russia - The divide between rich and poor Russians has become wider under Vladimir Putin's reign.
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Guy Verhofstadt, the European Parliament’s Brexit Coordinator Eats Cockroach On Live TV - Daily Squib

STRASBOURG - France - The so-called Brexit negotiations were today put on hold as Guy Verhofstadt ate fourteen cockroaches whilst talking at the EU parliament building.
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#youtoo Sexual Harassment Hashtag Takes Over Twitter - Daily Squib

SAN FRANCISCO - USA - Men who have unjustifiably been accused of sexual harassment and unjustly tried on social networks by self-appointed judges with no evidence to back up their claims, are fighting back with a #youtoo hashtag.
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John Cleese in Cafe Breastfeeding Row - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - John Cleese, English actor and comedian has been involved in a breastfeeding row at The Grosvenor café Soho.
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Feminists Want 'Phallic' Christmas Trees Banned - Daily Squib

LOS ANGELES - USA - Feminist groups are urging the banning of all Christmas trees, usually used in the Christmas season and decorated, to be banned as they represent a fertile phallus as conducted in Pagan ceremonies thousands of years ago, and later adopted by Christians.
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Triumphant Theresa May Delivers Non-Brexit - Daily Squib

BRUSSELS - Belgium - A jubilant and triumphant Theresa May today patted herself on the back for delivering a Brexit that is not actually a Brexit but is technically a Brexit only in name.
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Trump Recognizes Kiev, Ukraine as Russia's Capital - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Donald Trump recognized Kiev as Russia's capital on Wednesday and announced plans to relocate the US Embassy there, a move expected to inflame tensions in the region and unsettle the prospects for peace.
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Urusalima: There is No Peaceful Solution to a 4,000 Year Old Problem - Daily Squib

JERUSALEM - Israel - The problem of land ownership of this region of the Middle East has been ongoing for thousands of years.
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Welcome to Donkey Brexit Britain! - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Welcome to donkey Britain, the laughing stock of the world where Brexit means no Brexit.
http://bit.ly/2npYqwp

Why the Government Will Not Be Able to Regulate Cryptocurrencies - Daily Squib

NOOSPHERE - If there is proof needed that idiots run governments, trying to regulate cryptocurrencies is another verifiable reason that governments are indeed overrun by idiots.
http://bit.ly/2zKMrex

Today the Day Theresa May Starts Looking For Another Job - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Downing Street officials have confirmed that today is the day Theresa May will be looking for another job after giving away multiple concessions to Brussels during Brexit negotiations.
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Trump Tweet to Daily Squib Demands Removal of Interview - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - In a twitter tweet today, President Trump demanded the Daily Squib take down an interview we conducted with him in 2016.
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