Cultural Marxism - Death By Twitter - Roseanne - Daily Squib

LOS ANGELES - USA - Roseanne Barr is the latest casualty of words she wrote on Twitter, and has now lost her show after being fired.
http://bit.ly/2ss9QyU

The Italian Job: EU Technocrat Sent By Germany Dissolves Any Thoughts of Democracy in Italy - Daily Squib

ROMA - Italia - Once again the EU has robbed the Italian people's vote, thus reducing any thought of democracy to the dung heap of EU soviet totalitarian policy.
http://bit.ly/2xm4FWV

Michelle Obama Uses New Superfood Cockroach Milk in Her Morning Cereal - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Former first lady of the United States, Michelle Obama is encouraging everyone to drink cockroach milk, a new superfood.
http://bit.ly/2LvYWAN

GDPR: How the EU Managed to Fuck Up the Whole Internet in One Fell Swoop - Daily Squib

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The EU is a morass of regulations, and this time they have their Stasi grip on the Internet with the GDPR.
http://bit.ly/2IILqfn

Newly Unveiled Android Robot Can Make You Billions of Dollars - Daily Squib

UTAH - USA - A newly unveiled robot by a Salt Lake City based company guarantees to make its owner a billionaire.
http://bit.ly/2IHYttC

Experts: Big Technological Shift Coming Soon - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The biological part of humans will be totally synthesised and understood by future technology and subsequently superseded by technology.
http://bit.ly/2khkhSl

No More Lads Stuff - Prince Harry Doomed As Meghan Declares Feminist SJW Agenda - Daily Squib

KENSINGTON - England - Poor Prince Harry has been tricked into marrying a politically correct SJW feminist activist, Meghan Markle.
http://bit.ly/2kdPeqB

How the Royal Family Were Regaled By Minstrel Show and Exotic Gospel Reverend - Daily Squib

WINDSOR - England - The royal wedding between Meghan and Harry has come and gone, however it has left a rather sour taste in the mouth of many who are aware of the past and present royal family.
http://bit.ly/2s0cFH4

Brexit: "Screw Ireland Build 200 Foot High Border Wall" - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - No one should be dictating to Britain about anything, let alone a zone of the EU which has been defeated by Brussels surrendering their sovereignty completely, namely Ireland.
http://bit.ly/2k8VIXN

Russell Brand's Claim That He Took Meghan Markle 'Up the Greek' Met With Outrage - Daily Squib

BRISTOL - England - Former comedian and actor, Russell Brand has claimed in a TV show that he took Meghan Markle 'up the Greek'.
http://bit.ly/2rOjKuo

Royal Wedding: Donald Trump Says He Wants to Walk Meghan Down the Aisle - Daily Squib

WINDSOR - England - President Donald Trump is willing to walk Meghan Markle down the aisle in the absence of her father.
http://bit.ly/2k93np3

"Ebola Spreads Again – Africans Love Their Bushmeat"

"Ebola Spreads Again – Africans Love Their Bushmeat "
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World Cup 2018 Russian Festival of Brutal Violence a Death Sentence - Daily Squib

MOSCOW - Russia - The upcoming World Cup will be a serious test for England fans as the Russian Ultras have been training hard all year round for this event.
http://bit.ly/2rNVtVr

Man: "Latest Boston Dynamics Robots Scare the Shit Outta Me" - Daily Squib

BOSTON - USA - The reaction to the latest robots from Boston Dynamics has been quite overwhelming for some people.
http://bit.ly/2rLHizY

ROYAL EXCLUSIVE: When Prince Harry Met the In-Laws - Daily Squib

MONTANA - USA - Prince Harry has quite a pleasant surprise when he met Meghan Markle's extended family three weeks ago.
http://bit.ly/2rLgIHe

Tech Experts Leaving Google Over Lucrative but 'Evil' Pentagon Military Contract - Daily Squib

MOUNTAIN VIEW - USA - Thousands of tech experts and engineers are resigning from Google because of its involvement in a military Pentagon project.
http://bit.ly/2rGg265

Place your Bets: 6 Celebrities Tipped to Attend the Royal Wedding - Daily Squib

BERKSHIRE - England - Prince Harry, sixth in the line of succession to the British throne, is to wed Meghan Markle at St George’s Chapel in Windsor on Saturday, 19 May.
http://bit.ly/2rHAjrP

Trump Hails Success of Jerusalem American Embassy Massacre - Only 98 Dead - Daily Squib

JERUSALEM - Israel - The opening of the new American embassy in the city has gone to plan including a massacre of Palestinians, which was fully expected.
http://bit.ly/2Ihmv2i

Meghan and Harry to Honeymoon in Hawaii - Daily Squib

KILAUEA - Hawaii - News that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are to wed on a volcano stricken island has drawn some concern.
http://bit.ly/2KXKNMz

Henry Kissinger: "The Delightful Drums of War Beat Louder Every Day" - Daily Squib

NEW YORK - USA - With open warfare breaking out between Iran and Israel, the Daily Squib revisits Dr. Henry Kissinger to hear how the 'drums of war' are beating.
http://bit.ly/2KQuktJ

Obama Family Purchase New Home in Tehran Iran After Trump Destroys Nuke Deal - Daily Squib

TEHRAN - Iran - It has been confirmed the the Obama family are to move to Iran's capital city after President Donald Trump ruined Obama's Iran Nuke deal.
http://bit.ly/2I6XK9a

Cold war in the Sauna - An Honest Opinion From a Russian American - Daily Squib

COLORADO - USA - It's hard being a Russian American these days with so much anti-Russian feeling in the media. The Squib jokes about Russians, but that's our job. We know there is good and bad in every country, and there are some very decent, intelligent good Russians. We want to present a viewpoint from a real Kazakh-Russian American writer.
http://bit.ly/2KJ2AXH

Customs Union: The End is Nigh For Theresa May - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Theresa May must go, as time is running out for Brexit, and her insistence on the Customs Union is one ridiculous demand amongst many.
http://bit.ly/2KLlbm4

Peasants Told to Celebrate Royal Wedding - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The nation's peasants were on standby this month as the powers that be ordered them to celebrate the royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton.
http://bit.ly/2FHO12X

Socialism Needs Poor/Ethnic People, it Exploits Them and Keeps Them Down - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Socialism as a political ideology profits from the misery of poor people and exploits migrants for their own electoral agenda.
http://bit.ly/2FIe5Ld

Russian Army Killer Robots Fuelled On Vodka - Daily Squib

SHIKHANY - Russia - The Russian army has introduced a breed of AI killer robots that are fuelled and addicted to vodka.
http://bit.ly/2KzenIg

House of Commons to Pass Act to Abolish Unelected House of Lords' Powers - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Members of the House of Commons are to push through a new act curtailing the powers of the unelected House of Lords.
http://bit.ly/2KpEJfA

Egghead Remainer Becomes New Home Secretary - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - From one bad Remainer egg, we see another one instated into the top Cabinet role of Home Secretary by arch Remainer Theresa May.
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Killing You Softly With Light - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The medium of light could not possibly cause you any harm. Surely not?
http://bit.ly/2FlvSaQ

Bubba Waiting For Bill Cosby in His Cell - Daily Squib

PENNSYLVANIA - USA - Bill Cosby from the Cosby Show has finally been convicted of rape, and now is going to jail.
http://bit.ly/2Fk03zp

Jacob Rees-Mogg Becomes Tory PM After Lacklustre May Ousted - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The 1922 Committee has announced that former PM Theresa May was ousted last night, and Jacob Rees-Mogg instated as the new PM.
http://bit.ly/2HrIr6s

Congratulations to Baby Machine Kate Middleton - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Congratulations to the Cambridge family on their third baby and the Duchess Kate Middleton.
http://bit.ly/2HqeIL6

#MeToo Creator Sets Off to Study African Wildlife to Better Understand Natural Male Behaviour - Daily Squib

KIBALE - Uganda - Celebrated #metoo creator Tarana Burke goes to the jungle and savannah to study natural biological male animal characteristics, to better understand the human male animal.
http://bit.ly/2F9fQkg

Theresa May Sudden Rigor Mortis Explained By Government Scientists - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - PM Theresa May has been struck down by a case of rigor mortis. Scientists are trying to find a source and cure for the sudden illness.
http://bit.ly/2F8Av8n

House of Lords: Rats in the Sewer - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The House of Lords has been overrun by filthy sewer rats and pest controllers have been called in to clean up.
http://bit.ly/2vthWfl

Snowflake Offended By Own Self Won't Come Out Of Safe Space - Daily Squib

LOS ANGELES - USA - A snowflake millennial man has refused to come out of his safe space for three weeks.
http://bit.ly/2HGaFv3

World War 3 Will Start Suddenly and Without Warning - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Analysts at a secretive agency for the analysis of war, have analysed the data regarding World War 3 and revealed their analytical analysis of their findings.
http://bit.ly/2HDKGVi

Assad: "I Can Still Make Barrel Bombs From Chlorine - a Very Common Chemical" - Daily Squib

DAMASCUS - Syria - With the hysterical mainstream media headlines calling out World War 3 after the allied bombings of alleged Syrian chemical factories , the reaction by the Russians and President Assad is muted.
http://bit.ly/2J1cl1X

Are Google and YouTube Staff Now More Despised Than Traffic Wardens? - Daily Squib

MOUNTAIN VIEW - USA - Once upon a time, Google and YouTube used to be a well liked company -- not anymore after a recent poll.
http://bit.ly/2qv0vpa

Syria: The Geopolitical Red Line the West Will Never Cross - Daily Squib

DAMASCUS - Syria - Amid gassings of civilians in the war torn country, some Western leaders have been posturing for war. None of what they say should be believed.
http://bit.ly/2H0qW1a

Is it Finally Game Over For Tech Power Nerds? - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C - USA - Power nerds and their gluttony are now heading companies that are nearly global monopolies.
http://bit.ly/2GN46tH

Meghan Markle to Introduce Royals to Traditional American Soul Food - Daily Squib

WINDSOR - England - Soon to be princess, Meghan Markle is set upon injecting some colour into the royal diet.
http://bit.ly/2GJXT1x

Californian Man Who Used Wrong Gender Pronoun Now a Social Outcast - Daily Squib

LOS ANGELES - USA - A Californian man has had his life completely ruined when he accidentally used a wrong gender pronoun.
http://bit.ly/2qcJ6Bm

YouTube Staff Bused Into California HQ Today - Daily Squib

SAN BRUNO - USA - YouTube staff were today delivered to their Californian HQ by armoured trucks.
http://bit.ly/2GA0k6F

Labour London: Only 40,000 Murders This Week Down by 27% - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The capital city under Labour's mayorship has seen a slight drop in murders.
http://bit.ly/2q3fu9k

Remember the Days When the Youth Protested For MORE Freedom.. - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - To see the sad, mindless stares at youth rallies where misguided controlled youth are marching to take away hardfought freedoms is a truly sickening sight to behold.
http://bit.ly/2Gqn2hM

Britain to Stay in Single Market - Article 127 Deadline Today Not Triggered by Theresa May - Daily Squib

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Today, March 29 2018, is the last day to trigger Article 127, otherwise Britain will stay in the EU single market forever.
http://bit.ly/2uvx23r

Analyst: Communist China Behind Repeal of Second Amendment Gun Grab - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - As the misinformed ill educated march against gun control, the eventual outcome of their actions could well be civil war.
http://bit.ly/2utkslq

Agent Cob: "Jews in Gulags That's How I'd Do It" - Daily Squib

ISLINGTON - England - Labour leader, former Soviet spy, Agent Cob, or Jeremy Corbyn, will lead an anti-semitic push once instated into power.
http://bit.ly/2IVVgHf

French Waiter Fired For Being Too French - Daily Squib

VANCOUVER - Canada - A French waiter has been sacked from a Canadian restaurant for being too French.
http://bit.ly/2DVTv9l