Britain to Stay in Single Market - Article 127 Deadline Today Not Triggered by Theresa May - Daily Squib

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Today, March 29 2018, is the last day to trigger Article 127, otherwise Britain will stay in the EU single market forever.
http://bit.ly/2uvx23r

Analyst: Communist China Behind Repeal of Second Amendment Gun Grab - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - As the misinformed ill educated march against gun control, the eventual outcome of their actions could well be civil war.
http://bit.ly/2utkslq

Agent Cob: "Jews in Gulags That's How I'd Do It" - Daily Squib

ISLINGTON - England - Labour leader, former Soviet spy, Agent Cob, or Jeremy Corbyn, will lead an anti-semitic push once instated into power.
http://bit.ly/2IVVgHf

French Waiter Fired For Being Too French - Daily Squib

VANCOUVER - Canada - A French waiter has been sacked from a Canadian restaurant for being too French.
http://bit.ly/2DVTv9l

Stormy: President Trump Consults Carlos Santana - Daily Squib

LAS VEGAS - USA - President Donald Trump has consulted genius musician Carlos Santana on his Stormy troubles.
http://bit.ly/2GaKAmw

Why Americans Must Adopt Gun Control Now - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Gun control is a necessary fact of life, and this is why Americans really must adopt it now.
http://bit.ly/2ISmdMb

Exclusive Footage From Wakanda South Africa Parliament Persecuting White Farmers - Daily Squib

CAPE TOWN - South Africa - Thousands of white farmers are fleeing the country after forced farm grabs and death threats.
http://bit.ly/2IMgx6r

Trump Puts Brakes On Brutal Communist Chinese Global Economic Dominance - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Trump is not bowing down to the murderous Chinese like Obama did, who bowed so low in front of them his nose practically touched the floor.
http://bit.ly/2DNiJqz

First they came for the Satirists, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a Satirist. - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Amongst the mass censorship purge by leftwing monopoly tech companies, there are only a few voices speaking up -- the rest are silent.
http://bit.ly/2IJrJk0

Tory Brexiteers Fling Wet Fish Into Thames - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Tory protesters and fishermen have tossed a big wet fish into the river Thames where it drowned.
http://bit.ly/2G1lpml

Putin Celebrates Another Election Win With Botox - Daily Squib

MOSCOW - Russia - Vladimir Putin, the Russian supreme leader, has celebrated his election win on March 18 by undergoing more botox treatment for his already puffed out face.
http://bit.ly/2IzETAd

Don't Drop the Soap - Sarkozy in Le Prison - Daily Squib

LE BASTILLE - France - Former French president, Nicolas Sarkozy has been put in prison and fears for the integrity of his booty.
http://bit.ly/2pr3q1v

Labour Plan to Move HQ to Moscow Under Scrutiny - Daily Squib

SALFORD - England - The announcement that the Labour HQ will be moved to Moscow in June, 2018, has surprised some in the party.
http://bit.ly/2pq1beV

#YouAsWell Hashtag Trending With #WhoCares and #GetOverYourself - Daily Squib

LOS ANGELES - USA - Twitter hashtags trending at the moment are threatening to derail the #metoo victim generation.
http://bit.ly/2IDkfPK

Downing Street: Agent Cob Could be Expelled From UK - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Agent Cob, who has been conducting clandestine missions in the UK, could be expelled and returned to Russia.
http://bit.ly/2pokmFO

Poverty Stricken Russians Still Using Old Soviet Military Equipment - Daily Squib

SIBERIA - Russia - Most of the Russian army are ill trained and poorly equipped compared to Western standards and still using modernized equipment from the 1970s.
http://bit.ly/2pkgGVx

England Football Team Prepare For Russian World Cup - Daily Squib

MOSCOW - Russia - The World Cup in 2018 is set to be a real test for the England squad when they have to play in Hazmat chemical suits.
http://bit.ly/2pe3ku4

Scientists Reveal Vegetables and Fruit Cry Out in Pain When Eaten - Daily Squib

SYRACUSE - USA - Scientists have revealed that plants scream in pain and emit distressful electrical impulses when chopped up and eaten.
http://bit.ly/2pjKHVN

Forward to 2018: How the Epica Awards Has Grown in Prestige - Daily Squib

PARIS - France - For over thirty years, the Epica Awards has been a global leader in showcasing creative talent, and in 2018, it is moving to new heights.
http://bit.ly/2pdPiII

Death of Western Democracy - Communist China Globalism - Daily Squib

BEIJING - China - The brutal communist regime that tortures any dissent and censors free speech is leading globalism today much to the detriment of Western democracy.
http://bit.ly/2p8OeWB

VIDEO: Wakanda Spaceship Filmed By US Navy Over Atlantic - Daily Squib

ATLANTIC OCEAN - A video showing definite proof that the fictional African city of Wakanda is real.
http://bit.ly/2ImrCuM

Trump: "I've Got Big Balls of Steel" - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Donald Trump has finally put his foot down on communist Chinese tariff favours regarding steel imports.
http://bit.ly/2IexwOz

Obama Marxist Propaganda to Infiltrate Netflix - Daily Squib

LOS ANGELES - USA - Former president, Barack Obama is going to get a series of shows pushing his Marxist propaganda on Netflix.
http://bit.ly/2p1MhLw

Google Maps Wants to Look Inside Your Body - Daily Squib

MOUNTAIN VIEW - USA - Google maps intends to map the internal human body of each person in the world by 2021.
http://bit.ly/2IchEff

"An Interview With Brutal Eastern European Gangster Controlling London Underworld"

"An Interview With Brutal Eastern European Gangster Controlling London Underworld "
http://bit.ly/2oYqYL6

Ruthless Killer On the Loose - Daily Squib

SALISBURY - England - Police are appealing to citizens if they have seen a deadly ruthless killer roaming the streets.
http://bit.ly/2G4x98s

Former Soviet Spy Jeremy Corbyn Could Use Poison to Silence Critics Say Terror Experts - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Terror experts have warned that former Soviet spy for Russia, Jeremy Corbyn (Agent Cob) could use poison on critics in parliament.
http://bit.ly/2FjMCAn

Oscars: "..and the Mangina Award Goes to.." - Daily Squib

LOS ANGELES - USA - Host of the Oscars, Jimmy Kimmel, is all in favour of castration and the emasculation of all men.
http://bit.ly/2D1pjt8

Communist China Behind Google Facebook Global Censorship Push - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Communist China is ultimately behind the Google, Facebook, Twitter censorship push we have all been witnessing recently, and its anti-free speech, anti-democratic purge.
http://bit.ly/2CZj7li

Bravo Italia! Could the Italian People Break Free From EU Prison? - Daily Squib

ROME - Italy - The eurosceptic political party, 5Star Movement has come ahead in the Italian elections. Could this be a way out for the country from the EU prison?
http://bit.ly/2FWhaJG

'John Major is NOT Exceptional!' Say the British People - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Back from his coffin, former PM, John Major is trying to stop Brexit and the will of the British people.
http://bit.ly/2tcLBsn

'John Major is NOT Exceptional!' Say the British People - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Back from his coffin, former PM, John Major is trying to stop Brexit and the will of the British people.
http://bit.ly/2tcLBsn