Egghead Remainer Becomes New Home Secretary - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - From one bad Remainer egg, we see another one instated into the top Cabinet role of Home Secretary by arch Remainer Theresa May.
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Killing You Softly With Light - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The medium of light could not possibly cause you any harm. Surely not?
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Bubba Waiting For Bill Cosby in His Cell - Daily Squib

PENNSYLVANIA - USA - Bill Cosby from the Cosby Show has finally been convicted of rape, and now is going to jail.
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Jacob Rees-Mogg Becomes Tory PM After Lacklustre May Ousted - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The 1922 Committee has announced that former PM Theresa May was ousted last night, and Jacob Rees-Mogg instated as the new PM.
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Congratulations to Baby Machine Kate Middleton - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Congratulations to the Cambridge family on their third baby and the Duchess Kate Middleton.
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#MeToo Creator Sets Off to Study African Wildlife to Better Understand Natural Male Behaviour - Daily Squib

KIBALE - Uganda - Celebrated #metoo creator Tarana Burke goes to the jungle and savannah to study natural biological male animal characteristics, to better understand the human male animal.
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Theresa May Sudden Rigor Mortis Explained By Government Scientists - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - PM Theresa May has been struck down by a case of rigor mortis. Scientists are trying to find a source and cure for the sudden illness.
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House of Lords: Rats in the Sewer - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The House of Lords has been overrun by filthy sewer rats and pest controllers have been called in to clean up.
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Snowflake Offended By Own Self Won't Come Out Of Safe Space - Daily Squib

LOS ANGELES - USA - A snowflake millennial man has refused to come out of his safe space for three weeks.
http://bit.ly/2HGaFv3

World War 3 Will Start Suddenly and Without Warning - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Analysts at a secretive agency for the analysis of war, have analysed the data regarding World War 3 and revealed their analytical analysis of their findings.
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Assad: "I Can Still Make Barrel Bombs From Chlorine - a Very Common Chemical" - Daily Squib

DAMASCUS - Syria - With the hysterical mainstream media headlines calling out World War 3 after the allied bombings of alleged Syrian chemical factories , the reaction by the Russians and President Assad is muted.
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Are Google and YouTube Staff Now More Despised Than Traffic Wardens? - Daily Squib

MOUNTAIN VIEW - USA - Once upon a time, Google and YouTube used to be a well liked company -- not anymore after a recent poll.
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Syria: The Geopolitical Red Line the West Will Never Cross - Daily Squib

DAMASCUS - Syria - Amid gassings of civilians in the war torn country, some Western leaders have been posturing for war. None of what they say should be believed.
http://bit.ly/2H0qW1a

Is it Finally Game Over For Tech Power Nerds? - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C - USA - Power nerds and their gluttony are now heading companies that are nearly global monopolies.
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Meghan Markle to Introduce Royals to Traditional American Soul Food - Daily Squib

WINDSOR - England - Soon to be princess, Meghan Markle is set upon injecting some colour into the royal diet.
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Californian Man Who Used Wrong Gender Pronoun Now a Social Outcast - Daily Squib

LOS ANGELES - USA - A Californian man has had his life completely ruined when he accidentally used a wrong gender pronoun.
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YouTube Staff Bused Into California HQ Today - Daily Squib

SAN BRUNO - USA - YouTube staff were today delivered to their Californian HQ by armoured trucks.
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Labour London: Only 40,000 Murders This Week Down by 27% - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The capital city under Labour's mayorship has seen a slight drop in murders.
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Remember the Days When the Youth Protested For MORE Freedom.. - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - To see the sad, mindless stares at youth rallies where misguided controlled youth are marching to take away hardfought freedoms is a truly sickening sight to behold.
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