Cultural Marxism - Death By Twitter - Roseanne - Daily Squib

LOS ANGELES - USA - Roseanne Barr is the latest casualty of words she wrote on Twitter, and has now lost her show after being fired.
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The Italian Job: EU Technocrat Sent By Germany Dissolves Any Thoughts of Democracy in Italy - Daily Squib

ROMA - Italia - Once again the EU has robbed the Italian people's vote, thus reducing any thought of democracy to the dung heap of EU soviet totalitarian policy.
http://bit.ly/2xm4FWV

Michelle Obama Uses New Superfood Cockroach Milk in Her Morning Cereal - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Former first lady of the United States, Michelle Obama is encouraging everyone to drink cockroach milk, a new superfood.
http://bit.ly/2LvYWAN

GDPR: How the EU Managed to Fuck Up the Whole Internet in One Fell Swoop - Daily Squib

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The EU is a morass of regulations, and this time they have their Stasi grip on the Internet with the GDPR.
http://bit.ly/2IILqfn

Newly Unveiled Android Robot Can Make You Billions of Dollars - Daily Squib

UTAH - USA - A newly unveiled robot by a Salt Lake City based company guarantees to make its owner a billionaire.
http://bit.ly/2IHYttC

Experts: Big Technological Shift Coming Soon - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The biological part of humans will be totally synthesised and understood by future technology and subsequently superseded by technology.
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No More Lads Stuff - Prince Harry Doomed As Meghan Declares Feminist SJW Agenda - Daily Squib

KENSINGTON - England - Poor Prince Harry has been tricked into marrying a politically correct SJW feminist activist, Meghan Markle.
http://bit.ly/2kdPeqB

How the Royal Family Were Regaled By Minstrel Show and Exotic Gospel Reverend - Daily Squib

WINDSOR - England - The royal wedding between Meghan and Harry has come and gone, however it has left a rather sour taste in the mouth of many who are aware of the past and present royal family.
http://bit.ly/2s0cFH4

Brexit: "Screw Ireland Build 200 Foot High Border Wall" - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - No one should be dictating to Britain about anything, let alone a zone of the EU which has been defeated by Brussels surrendering their sovereignty completely, namely Ireland.
http://bit.ly/2k8VIXN

Russell Brand's Claim That He Took Meghan Markle 'Up the Greek' Met With Outrage - Daily Squib

BRISTOL - England - Former comedian and actor, Russell Brand has claimed in a TV show that he took Meghan Markle 'up the Greek'.
http://bit.ly/2rOjKuo

Royal Wedding: Donald Trump Says He Wants to Walk Meghan Down the Aisle - Daily Squib

WINDSOR - England - President Donald Trump is willing to walk Meghan Markle down the aisle in the absence of her father.
http://bit.ly/2k93np3

"Ebola Spreads Again – Africans Love Their Bushmeat"

"Ebola Spreads Again – Africans Love Their Bushmeat "
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World Cup 2018 Russian Festival of Brutal Violence a Death Sentence - Daily Squib

MOSCOW - Russia - The upcoming World Cup will be a serious test for England fans as the Russian Ultras have been training hard all year round for this event.
http://bit.ly/2rNVtVr

Man: "Latest Boston Dynamics Robots Scare the Shit Outta Me" - Daily Squib

BOSTON - USA - The reaction to the latest robots from Boston Dynamics has been quite overwhelming for some people.
http://bit.ly/2rLHizY

ROYAL EXCLUSIVE: When Prince Harry Met the In-Laws - Daily Squib

MONTANA - USA - Prince Harry has quite a pleasant surprise when he met Meghan Markle's extended family three weeks ago.
http://bit.ly/2rLgIHe

Tech Experts Leaving Google Over Lucrative but 'Evil' Pentagon Military Contract - Daily Squib

MOUNTAIN VIEW - USA - Thousands of tech experts and engineers are resigning from Google because of its involvement in a military Pentagon project.
http://bit.ly/2rGg265

Place your Bets: 6 Celebrities Tipped to Attend the Royal Wedding - Daily Squib

BERKSHIRE - England - Prince Harry, sixth in the line of succession to the British throne, is to wed Meghan Markle at St George’s Chapel in Windsor on Saturday, 19 May.
http://bit.ly/2rHAjrP

Trump Hails Success of Jerusalem American Embassy Massacre - Only 98 Dead - Daily Squib

JERUSALEM - Israel - The opening of the new American embassy in the city has gone to plan including a massacre of Palestinians, which was fully expected.
http://bit.ly/2Ihmv2i

Meghan and Harry to Honeymoon in Hawaii - Daily Squib

KILAUEA - Hawaii - News that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are to wed on a volcano stricken island has drawn some concern.
http://bit.ly/2KXKNMz

Henry Kissinger: "The Delightful Drums of War Beat Louder Every Day" - Daily Squib

NEW YORK - USA - With open warfare breaking out between Iran and Israel, the Daily Squib revisits Dr. Henry Kissinger to hear how the 'drums of war' are beating.
http://bit.ly/2KQuktJ

Obama Family Purchase New Home in Tehran Iran After Trump Destroys Nuke Deal - Daily Squib

TEHRAN - Iran - It has been confirmed the the Obama family are to move to Iran's capital city after President Donald Trump ruined Obama's Iran Nuke deal.
http://bit.ly/2I6XK9a

Cold war in the Sauna - An Honest Opinion From a Russian American - Daily Squib

COLORADO - USA - It's hard being a Russian American these days with so much anti-Russian feeling in the media. The Squib jokes about Russians, but that's our job. We know there is good and bad in every country, and there are some very decent, intelligent good Russians. We want to present a viewpoint from a real Kazakh-Russian American writer.
http://bit.ly/2KJ2AXH

Customs Union: The End is Nigh For Theresa May - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Theresa May must go, as time is running out for Brexit, and her insistence on the Customs Union is one ridiculous demand amongst many.
http://bit.ly/2KLlbm4

Peasants Told to Celebrate Royal Wedding - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The nation's peasants were on standby this month as the powers that be ordered them to celebrate the royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton.
http://bit.ly/2FHO12X

Socialism Needs Poor/Ethnic People, it Exploits Them and Keeps Them Down - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Socialism as a political ideology profits from the misery of poor people and exploits migrants for their own electoral agenda.
http://bit.ly/2FIe5Ld

Russian Army Killer Robots Fuelled On Vodka - Daily Squib

SHIKHANY - Russia - The Russian army has introduced a breed of AI killer robots that are fuelled and addicted to vodka.
http://bit.ly/2KzenIg

House of Commons to Pass Act to Abolish Unelected House of Lords' Powers - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Members of the House of Commons are to push through a new act curtailing the powers of the unelected House of Lords.
http://bit.ly/2KpEJfA