Michael Gove's Positive Brexit Speech that Puts Fearmongering BSE to Shame - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Speaking today at Vote Leave's HQ, Justice Secretary Michael Gove outlined clear plans for Britain in the event of Brexit.
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America’s Creepy New Form of Oppression - Daily Squib

PALO ALTO - USA - America’s Obama government is rolling out a creepy plan to assign everyone in the country “citizenship scores.”
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Corbyn Regurgitates Mush During Labour Conference - Daily Squib

BRIGHTON - England - The newly appointed Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn spectacularly regurgitated dollops of yellowish gloopy mush from his mouth during his conference speech.
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Experts: Social Media Bubble 2.0 Ready For Download - Daily Squib

PALO ALTO - USA - Zuckerberg may be a paper billionaire but what happens when the Facebook chart looks like a cliff face? The social media bubble is about to pop, big time.
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'Failure of the Cross' Words by Pope Usher in New Global Era - Daily Squib

NEW YORK - USA - The Christian cross represents failure and the venerable Pope Francis acknowledges this fact in his new sermons.
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Hipster East End Cereal Killer Buffet Thwarted by Anarchists - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - A café which serves only breakfast cereal at extortionate prices was targeted by anti-gentrification protesters wielding sticks, stones, flaming torches and pig masks.
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Jeremy Kyle Gets Jeremy Kyled - Daily Squib

CHESHIRE - England - England polo player James Carr, 25, has claimed he bedded Jeremy Kyle's wife Carla, 40, while the talk show host was away in the US.
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