Michio Kaku and Richard Dawkins in Fist Fight Drama - Daily Squib

LOS ANGELES - USA - The celebrity scientists were both attending the same book launch for some scientific tome, when out of the blue they started attacking each other.
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Nicola Sturgeon Gives Birth After Sudden Pregnancy - Daily Squib

THE HIGHLANDS - Scotland - According to SNP aides on a recent field trip to Loch Ruthven, which lies 2.3 km south east of Loch Ness, Nicola Sturgeon rushed into the water at great speed, lifted her skirt and immediately gave birth.
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North Korean Air Force Readies Itself For Trump Showdown - Daily Squib

PYONGYANG - N. Korea - The North Korean air force was on standby today as a U.S. battleship made its way towards the communist country.
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Love at First Sight at EDL March - Daily Squib

BIRMINGHAM - England - At what was supposed to be a hate-filled race baiting event by the EDL, spectacularly, love flourished instead.
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Why Wasn't There Any Religion Before Humans Existed? - Daily Squib

FLORENCE - Italy - Professor Luigi Glaucomo, head of philosophy at Firenze University has written a new literary piece on the ultimate question: "Why Was There No Religion or Gods Before Humans Existed?"
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Communist Remoaners Have a Go at Sir Michael Caine - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - According to media reports, Sir Michael Caine has been harangued by Remoaners on Twitter.
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Trump the War President Dips His Toe Into Syria - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C.- USA - War is coming, not only for Syria, but for others too. The Trump has been awakened...
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