Tuesday, 29 September 2015

Corbyn Regurgitates Mush During Labour Conference - Daily Squib


BRIGHTON - England - The newly appointed Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn spectacularly regurgitated dollops of yellowish gloopy mush from his mouth during his conference speech.
http://bit.ly/1L1LH6s

Monday, 28 September 2015

Experts: Social Media Bubble 2.0 Ready For Download - Daily Squib


PALO ALTO - USA - Zuckerberg may be a paper billionaire but what happens when the Facebook chart looks like a cliff face? The social media bubble is about to pop, big time.
http://bit.ly/1FDMOZv

'Failure of the Cross' Words by Pope Usher in New Global Era - Daily Squib


NEW YORK - USA - The Christian cross represents failure and the venerable Pope Francis acknowledges this fact in his new sermons.
http://bit.ly/1FDMJoM

Hipster East End Cereal Killer Buffet Thwarted by Anarchists - Daily Squib


LONDON - England - A café which serves only breakfast cereal at extortionate prices was targeted by anti-gentrification protesters wielding sticks, stones, flaming torches and pig masks.
http://bit.ly/1LI8W68

Jeremy Kyle Gets Jeremy Kyled - Daily Squib


CHESHIRE - England - England polo player James Carr, 25, has claimed he bedded Jeremy Kyle's wife Carla, 40, while the talk show host was away in the US.
http://bit.ly/1R9gI9t

Experts: Mass Migration Into West Will Kill Feminism - Daily Squib


DUSSELDORF - Germany - There is a silver lining to the massive migratory force moving into Europe and America, and that is the death of feminism due to numerous cultures being imported that do not align themselves to the predominantly white female doctrine of feminism.
http://bit.ly/1PGxpbf